Know Your Garbage

So you know how Vice has the gross jar? Well at my house we have the gross garbage can. One day I was trying to clean up this place (which I did a fuicking good job of all things considered) and I came upon the dreaded garbage can of unbagged garbage from last September. For some reason I was feeling ambitious and decided to empty the receptacle. I came to discover that some brown liquid oozed out and in Guelph you cannot put wet garbage in a clear garbage bag. So I panicked and tried to get it all back in the can, but infortunately the brown juice came spilling out and this stuff had the immense odour of SHIT. Now I know Vice puts some pretty sick shit in their jar, but I get the feeling that this smell can be achieved by any combination of rotting garbage with the right amount of time. Luckily I didn't gag, but it did make feel the need to take a shit. I was also recovering from being sick at the time and was not 100%. I had to shovel much of this garbage back into the container with a shovel. The smell was very overpowering and I seeped into my house which was quite unpleasant. After reclosing the receptacle, I had to come up with some way to get rid of this fly attracting juice. So I went to retrieve the hose, which to my dismay was gone, since it belonged to my former roomate and landlord who moved out. So that sucked. I then went into the house, found a bucked filled it with hot water and dish soap and did a few rounds of splashing and directing it onto the soft gravel part of the driveway. Then I ran back into the house, disgusted with what had happened and a bitter feeling towards my roomates. You know how when you do something around the house that means you are cleaning up after your roomates? I know you do, and you just feel bitter doing it cause you're the unlucky sucker who is responsible? This is when good qualities are a bad thing.

So in conclusion, be an asshole. An inconsiderate Asshole.