Nose Neighbours
Tristan: Hey Mark, do you think the #1 thing preventing the returned popularity of the moustache is that the overwhelming majority of women don't like them? Cause they are cool, just there is a strong resistance from the opposite sex. It has the great power of irony. It makes you looke more manly, but it makes most men look utterly ridiclulous, and that deserves a comeback.
Mark: No, I think the #1 thing holding back the comeback of the moustache is the futher continuation of cunnilingus.
Mark decides to get specific...
Tristan: Yeah that's true. Cause we now live in the age of pubic grooming. Back in the '70s when the moustache was last popular, women were still mostly au naturel. So when when a guy was going down on a woman she couldn't tell the difference between his 'stache and her muff.
So there you have folks. The 'stache just isn't ready for a comeback. It may never get another moment in the sun.
posted by Tristan @ 8:23 AM
7 Comments:
when did that conversation happen???
i remember saying "the continued popularity of cunningulus among women"
but i can't place it...
ok they aren't direct quotes, it's kind of my re-telling a events that happened in a similar fashion. I didn't go into my messenger history to make it correct.
hahah you made your side of it sound so much better, and rehearsed... i have the actual convo in my history, i'll post it soon...
yeah
history is written by the winners i guess
hah, fine dude, i did this out of a lack of anything to post, besides i think my blog has lost most peoples readership
thanks Sandy, you're swell, I feel like I know you.
so i guess a moustache could never enhance the pleasure of cunnilingus?
I don't think it's because of the oral sex, I really honnestly think they look dirty, creepy and weird. Only if they are attached to a beard can they be attractive.
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